Blame a friend
The shirt26 designs · one price

The Blame Tee

$39 + $9.95 shipping · two for $69, shipping free · four for $129

Printed to order. Allow three weeks before the flight.

Two for $69 with free shipping: $18.95 less than two singles.

You buy it for someone else's trip. They open it at the airport and put it on there. Pick the design they would never choose for themselves. The back says whose idea it was, and the blank is your name.

The back, every shirt

THIS WAS ______'S IDEA

The back of a black tee, printed THIS WAS DAVE'S IDEA
Example on a black tee. Yours goes on the tee you pick, same lettering.

Pictures are mockups of the print on the tee colour it ships on. Printed to order after you pay.

Choose your shirtPrinted to order
I HAVE A PODCAST on a light blue tee
The design

I HAVE A PODCAST

light blue tee

Pick another

Scroll inside the box to see all 26.

Their size

Chest width, flat. No exchanges on a printed shirt, so check the guide. If in doubt, go up one.

Size guide, in inches
SizeChestLength
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in

Measured flat, in inches. Chest is the width from armpit to armpit: lay a shirt that fits them flat and match it. No exchanges on a printed shirt, so if in doubt go up one. Gildan 5000 heavy cotton unisex tee, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Printed direct to garment.

Blame two for $69 instead

Printed to order · Faulty? Replaced free · Cancel any time before printing

All of them26 designs · $39 each
  1. I HAVE A PODCAST on a light blue teeI HAVE A PODCAST
  2. ASK ME ABOUT MY DIVORCE on a heliconia teeASK ME ABOUT MY DIVORCE
  3. PROFESSIONAL THIRD WHEEL on a orchid teePROFESSIONAL THIRD WHEEL
  4. MY MOM THINKS I'M COOL on a daisy teeMY MOM THINKS I'M COOL
  5. I WAS TOLD THERE'D BE A LIMO on a black teeI WAS TOLD THERE'D BE A LIMO
  6. THE BRIDE'S LEAST FAVORITE on a light pink teeTHE BRIDE'S LEAST FAVORITE
  7. BORN TO SNORE, FORCED TO FLY on a light blue teeBORN TO SNORE, FORCED TO FLY
  8. I'M THE SMELL on a white teeI'M THE SMELL
  9. SOBER SINCE 6AM on a safety green teeSOBER SINCE 6AM
  10. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY PASSPORT IS on a orange teeI HAVE NO IDEA WHERE MY PASSPORT IS
  11. I'M WITH THE IDIOT on a red teeI'M WITH THE IDIOT
  12. EMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN on a sport grey teeEMOTIONAL SUPPORT HUMAN
  13. MY THERAPIST SAYS HI on a white teeMY THERAPIST SAYS HI
  14. THE MUSCLE SUIT on a white teeTHE MUSCLE SUITA print of a padded superhero costume, zip showing. It came free with something.
  15. THE ROMPER on a white teeTHE ROMPERA knitted baby romper in adult size, printed on. Nobody recovers from this one.
  16. THE DOLL on a white teeTHE DOLLA plastic doll torso with ball joints for shoulders, as a print. Anatomically optimistic.
  17. ARMBANDS on a white teeARMBANDSArmbands, a pool ring and a snorkel, printed on. Not to be trusted near a hotel pool.
  18. THE DUCK SWEATER on a white teeTHE DUCK SWEATERA print of a hand-knitted zigzag sweater with a duck. It itches from thirty feet.
  19. RAW CHICKEN on a heliconia teeRAW CHICKENA raw supermarket chicken, life size. Their head goes where the neck was.
  20. THE KIDS' TUXEDO on a white teeTHE KIDS' TUXEDOA child's tuxedo straining at the buttons, printed on. Formal, technically.
  21. BOWLING CARPET on a black teeBOWLING CARPETA bowling alley carpet from 1994, in full colour. Loud then, louder now.
  22. THE BURGER on a white teeTHE BURGERA cheeseburger, far too close, printed big across the front.
  23. THE CREATURE on a white teeTHE CREATUREAn original creature with bulging eyes and a tongue. Airbrushed on purpose.
  24. GALAXY CATS on a black teeGALAXY CATSThree cats in space with laser eyes and a slice of pizza. It has everything.
  25. BACON on a white teeBACONRaw bacon, glossy, printed big across the front.
  26. THE MONKEY on a black teeTHE MONKEYA screaming chimpanzee, badly cropped, mall-kiosk style.
The factsWhat arrives
FitUnisex, sizes S to 4XL. The chest widths are on the size buttons and in the table below. If in doubt go up one.
FabricGildan 5000 heavy cotton unisex tee, 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester). Printed direct to garment.
PrintMade to order on a coloured or white unisex tee by the printer nearest the delivery address. Front as chosen, back as stated.
NameUp to 10 letters, capitals, on the back. Whatever you type is what gets printed.
CareWash cold, inside out.
SizeChest, flatLength
S18 in28 in
M20 in29 in
L22 in30 in
XL24 in31 in
2XL26 in32 in
3XL28 in33 in
4XL30 in34 in

Measured flat, in inches. Chest is the width of the shirt from armpit to armpit. The easy check: lay a shirt that fits them flat and match its width.

Getting it thereEstimates

Printed near them, not shipped across the world

United States: printed in the US, usually 7 to 12 business days from ordering, printing included.

Australia: printed in Australia, usually 8 to 12 business days.

Estimates, not promises. Allow three weeks before the flight. Put the flight date in the order and we check it before printing; if it will not make it, we tell you before anything is printed and you can cancel for a full refund. Once a parcel is on its way, we pass on any courier delay as soon as we know.

If something's wrongStraight answers

A faulty or misprinted shirt is replaced free: email a photo within 30 days of delivery. Every shirt is printed to order with your name on it, so there are no returns or exchanges for size, and no refunds will be given if you have simply changed your mind. Check the size guide before you pay, and if in doubt go up one. You can cancel for a full refund at any time before the shirt is printed. Your legal rights as a consumer are not affected.