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I CAN’T PARALLEL PARK, front
Their front.

Your name on the back.

2 shirts for $69 Sale$48.95 $34.50 a shirt Free US shippingBigger group Sale$48.95 from $28.90 a shirt 3 to 10 shirts · Free US shipping
The shirt24 designs

The joke is on the wearer

  1. Halloween range12 new shirts for HalloweenOrder by 17 Oct to wear it on Halloween. Estimated delivery, mainland US.
  2. Pet My Hairy Pussy on a white teePet My Hairy PussyFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  3. Kiss This Boo-ty on a white teeKiss This Boo-tyFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  4. Full Moon on a white teeFull MoonFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  5. Jack Off Lantern on a white teeJack Off LanternFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  6. Queef Of The Dead on a white teeQueef Of The DeadFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  7. Guess What's Under The Sheet on a white teeGuess What's Under The SheetFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  8. Tea Bagged on a white teeTea BaggedFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  9. Haunted Fly on a white teeHaunted FlyFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  10. Scissor Sisters on a white teeScissor SistersFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  11. Gimp O-Mouth on a black teeGimp O-MouthFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  12. I ♥ Creampies on a black teeI ♥ CreampiesFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  13. Come Lick on a black teeCome LickFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  14. Republican / Democrat on a black teeRepublican / DemocratFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  15. Free Sample on a heliconia teeFree SampleFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  16. Orgasm Awareness Month on a heliconia teeOrgasm Awareness MonthFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  17. LEOPARD MANKINI on a all-over print teeLEOPARD MANKINI$39 · All-over tee
  18. HIGH-VIS HARNESS on a all-over print teeHIGH-VIS HARNESS$39 · All-over tee
  19. EPSTEIN ISLAND / WIFI on a white teeEPSTEIN ISLAND / WIFIFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  20. FATHERS AGAINST FOREPLAY on a white teeFATHERS AGAINST FOREPLAYFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  21. I EAT ASS on a white teeI EAT ASSFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  22. I CAN’T PARALLEL PARK on a white teeI CAN’T PARALLEL PARKFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  23. TOE SUCKING AWARENESS on a black teeTOE SUCKING AWARENESSFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
  24. I Do As Daddy Says on a white teeI Do As Daddy Says$39 · Women’s crop tee
  25. MY FAVORITE POSITION IS DOGGY STYLE on a black teeMY FAVORITE POSITION IS DOGGY STYLEFrom $28.90 · Regular cotton tee
The back, every shirt

Type your name and watch the shirt update. Up to 10 characters, including spaces. The same name goes on every shirt in your order.

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Real swaps8 clips · 7 creators · on TikTok

You have seen this play out.

The trend, as people film it. Tap one to watch it here or on TikTok.

Clip 01 of 8@kanggangpod

A bachelor party. The bathroom reveals get worse each time.

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@kanggangpodTikTok

A bachelor party. The bathroom reveals get worse each time.

Clip 02 of 8@brotherofcolor

Who got the worst shirt. There is a clear answer.

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Clip 03 of 8@eli_martinezz.10

A family, on the way to California. Nobody was spared.

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Clip 04 of 8@aileenchristineee

Three friends. Their caption: we went a little overboard.

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Clip 05 of 8@northvalleygrp

Siblings and parents. Their apology is in the caption.

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@northvalleygrpTikTok

Siblings and parents. Their apology is in the caption.

Clip 06 of 8@thattravelerjenna

A bachelorette. The third shirt is, in her words, absolutely foul.

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@thattravelerjennaTikTok

A bachelorette. The third shirt is, in her words, absolutely foul.

Clip 07 of 8@qosiaszymczak

Besties. The word cringe is used, correctly.

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Clip 08 of 8@brotherofcolor

An earlier round. The ugliest shirt was decided by vote.

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@brotherofcolorTikTok

An earlier round. The ugliest shirt was decided by vote.

Credit to the people in these clips. If one is you and you want it gone, email hello@blameyourfriends.com and it comes down the same day. Made your own? Tag @blameyourfriendswear on Instagram.

Getting it thereEstimates

Leave time for the reveal

Made to order. Regular tees and crops: 4–10 business days. All-over tees: 7–12 business days.

For Halloween? Order regular tees and crops by 17 Oct: at the slow end of the estimate they arrive by 30 Oct. All-over tees take longer, and Alaska and Hawaii longer again.

Outside the US? Contact us before ordering so we can confirm delivery availability and shipping.

Estimates include printing and standard shipping to the mainland US, excluding weekends and holidays. Delays are possible; arrival dates are not guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii and US territories can take an extra 7–12 business days. Need it by a date? Check with us before ordering. One address per order; shirts may arrive separately.