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I EAT ASS

Humiliation, gift-wrapped.

The front. Their problem.
The back. Your name.

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Details Fit, delivery, returns
Shirt
Regular tee. Classic unisex fit, S–2XL.
Fabric
Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton tee. 100% cotton in the colours offered here.
Print
Design printed on the front, your name on the back and a personalised inside label.
Care
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
Neck
Inside the neck: YOUR NAME IS A PR*CK.
Prices
USD. Each regular tee costs less as the group grows. Crops and all-over tees stay $39 each. US shipping is $9.95 for one shirt and free on 2+ shirts to one address. Tax at checkout. Savings are against buying each shirt on its own: $39 plus $9.95 US shipping.
Delivery
Made to order. Estimated delivery: 4–10 business days. Estimates include printing and standard shipping to the mainland US, excluding weekends and holidays. Delays are possible; arrival dates are not guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii and US territories can take an extra 7–12 business days. One delivery address per order. Shirts may arrive in separate parcels. Tracking is provided when available.
Returns
Misprint or fault? We’ll replace it. Personalised shirts cannot be returned for a change of mind or wrong size. Faults and misprints are covered. Read the returns policy.

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